She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love is the science of reducing your sound while upping the amplitude of another person."
"To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone."
"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."
"Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn’t do for love."
"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."