She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."
"Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes."
"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"
"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."
"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."