She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."
"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."
"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."
"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"
"We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off."