She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
"I’m always the last in love by exactly one person."
"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."
"I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer."
"Two butterflies in two socks could walk faster than I can run. A love song will jog your memory like I jog like Roger Bannister in a wheelchair."
"I wish every envelope enclosed a love letter. It’s this hope that leads me to open strangers’ mail. So you see, I’m a romantic, not an NSA employee."