"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."
"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."
"I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before."
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."