"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."
"I cook. My favorite thing to make is love."
"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."
"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."
"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."