The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

"If books are not good company, where shall I find it?"

"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce."

"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."

"Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty."

"When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn."