When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and... - Mark Twain
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
More quotes by Mark Twain
"Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be."
"Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it."
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."
"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
"A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory."