"When you give everything and expect nothing in return, only then will you be in a position to gain anything. When you love loving, you give because giving is getting. Giving is a gift unto itself, and when you realize this you understand that you can’t network if you can’t love."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"New streets should be Twitter friendly and be named with hashtags up front. I’d build a house on #LoversLane."
"The word very will vary in muchiness. I love you very much, and that won’t vary from day to day."
"I know half, and I know two guys who each know half of half, so together we’re altogether. Let this be a lesson in networking."
"It takes guts to love with gusto. Most people love as if they wish they were invisible, and then they wonder why their affections go unnoticed."