People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The world may be running out of water, but it isn’t running low on music. Let the dancing flow!"
"A little part of me dies every time I try to commit suicide. If life is a buffet, I’m still in the mac and cheese phase. Maybe one day I’ll mature into more of a meatloaf kind of guy."
"I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led to applause, which I drank up like an alcoholic. I need a refill."
"Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three have in common? They’re all dead to me."
"If I could make tea out of your love, would it be hot, or iced? Would it be black, or green? Would it be sweet, or unsweet? Would you offer free refills?"