More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The naked truth is anything but naked. But it will be soon enough, if I keep giving it alcohol."
"The other day I woke up to find my girlfriend already gone from the house, and a sticky note on the fridge that said, "I love you.""Oh my God,"I thought. "Somebody's obsessed with me, and they kidnapped my girlfriend just to get closer to me."
"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."
"If I were splat proof, I wouldn’t be afraid of heights. Also, I wish I had a bouncy ball for a heart, so I could love fearlessly."
"A tree with red leaves is like an old man with gray hair. Likewise, my love for you was blue, but now it’s orange, and that’s a compliment."