More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity."
"Some people grow vegetables by day, but I grow shadows by night. Right now my only customer is the US government, but the profit is unbelievable."
"We had a lavender kind of love, so soothing and smooth, and if I could bottle up what we had, you'd want it all over your body."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"We made love like flamingoes are pink. You know what else was pink? My cheeks, because I was so embarrassed when I found out that she was the wrong woman."