"I have a tongue like a rose petal, and when I say I love you, it has the fragrance of truth. My words are my garden, and I’m planting our future."
"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."
"It's a black and white issue: gray is grey, and there's no two ways about it."
"I wish the military were the militerary. Less fighting and more reading."
"When you give everything and expect nothing in return, only then will you be in a position to gain anything. When you love loving, you give because giving is getting. Giving is a gift unto itself, and when you realize this you understand that you can’t network if you can’t love."
"People with money have to worry about who their real friends are. I don’t have that problem for two reasons: I don’t have any money, and I don’t have any friends."