Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you... - Jarod Kintz, Great Listener Seeks Mute Women

"Sometimes I sit for hours just thinking, wondering what the man upstairs is trying to tell me. Yesterday I reached the conclusion that he was saying, “Get me a slinky."

"Everything I’ve ever done, ever thought, ever experienced, and ever felt, has led me up to this moment in my life. And after accumulating and culminating it, all I can say is, “Ahhhhh!"

"Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face."

"The easiest way to get from point A to point B is with a vehicle that runs on alphabet soup."

"Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world."