Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m als... - Jarod Kintz, Great Listener Seeks Mute Women
"Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face."
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"In high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn’t good enough to start, so I just rode the bench."
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"Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world."