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"My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me."
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"If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticks”--only not with my fingers, but rather I’ll be using two forks."
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"Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But only a wise man thinks to conserve water and use that bucket to wash his car."
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"In high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn’t good enough to start, so I just rode the bench."
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"Nothing in this world feels quite like freedom, except for freedom. And nothing in the world tastes quite like freedom, except for fried bald eagles."
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