The easiest way to get from point A to point B is with a veh... - Jarod Kintz, Great Listener Seeks Mute Women
"The easiest way to get from point A to point B is with a vehicle that runs on alphabet soup."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Great Listener Seeks Mute Women
"I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that reads, “Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman."
"My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me."
"I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that reads, “Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman."
"Sometimes I sit for hours just thinking, wondering what the man upstairs is trying to tell me. Yesterday I reached the conclusion that he was saying, “Get me a slinky."
"Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world."