More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Great Listener Seeks Mute Women

"If my name were Mememem, and I had just ran into someone who should have known my name but couldn’t recall it, I’d probably say, “I can’t believe you don’t remememember my name."
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"Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face."
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"I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that reads, “Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman."
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"Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world."
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"I don’t think that taking off my eye patch would increase my night vision by 100%, but it would go a long way towards relieving my wedgie."
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