More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I love when my cat crushes his forehead into mine like my skull is an empty beer can. But it’s not—there’s still a sip left."
"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."
"You know who’s not money? @JManziel2. Quarterbacks should stay in the pocket, because that’s where the money is. Ask any politician."
"Be memorable. Say something unforgettable. Be silent."
"Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat."