More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy."
"The heart pumps blood, a fluid, but it also pulses love, which is as liquid as a wave, and everyone wants a refill. My goal is to be a server."
"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."
"The word very will vary in muchiness. I love you very much, and that won’t vary from day to day."
"Networking is like fishing. Just give some beer and a boat and I’ll be in business."