More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My eyes are bronze, my hair is turning silver, and my heart is gold. Oh, and my love for you belongs in the Olympics, because it’s Special."
"The Book of Life, I’m still writing it—both literally and literarily. So far I’ve written the Table of Contents. Right now it’s more of a coffee table."
"Self-growth comes from being nurtured, not tortured. I had to learn this the hard way. On sale now: Iron Maiden. Only used once."
"You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale."
"Wisdom is knowing when you are being patient, and when you are wasting time by waiting."