More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I like coffee tables. I’m into drinkable furniture."
"We had a lavender kind of love, so soothing and smooth, and if I could bottle up what we had, you'd want it all over your body."
"A flowing flurry of flowers fell to the floor when I fell in love, as if my heart were a garden that gushed forth and flooded her being with the fragrance of romance."
"If you need me I’ll be napping in the supplies closet. The most important part of an attack is the planning."
"I have a lot of love to give, because free samples are the best way to encourage sales."