More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Eat, fast, and then eat fast. It’s a diet for both the body and the soul."
"If two heads are better than one, then what about double chins? On that note, I will help myself to seconds."
"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."
"You can’t win in love. But if you could, I’d be the clear victor. Vodka is also clear, and I must be drunk."
"The trick to looking ageless is drinking 55 gallons of #FlashBangWowFuzz every 4-6 hours. 24-hour discounts available."