White letters plus white paper equals invisibility. Just bec... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"White letters plus white paper equals invisibility. Just because you can’t see my love for you, doesn’t mean I didn’t write about it."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My hands will get dirty holding your rose-shaped heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive."
"If you have a broken heart, I’d like to fix it. Repairs start at just $69. Special delivery charges may apply."
"Half-assing it twice isn’t giving it 100%, but both can be yours for the one-time low-price of half off. Also on SALE now: My love. Order yours today."
"When I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who I associate with."
"I restrain myself from following orders—especially restraining orders. I’d like to remind my dad that my love is longer than 500 feet."