White letters plus white paper equals invisibility. Just bec... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"White letters plus white paper equals invisibility. Just because you can’t see my love for you, doesn’t mean I didn’t write about it."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I sell soap. Buy two bars and get a FREE shower. (Water not included.) Act within the next 15 minutes and I’ll even throw in the towel. I quit!"
"I always wear roller skates when I ride my bicycle. The more wheels the better, and that's what makes me a better lover. You know you want to go for a spin. I'll bring the record player, if you bring 1982 and her little sister, Elton John."
"Love is a tomato. And while it's true that I can live without a tomato, I could sure go for some ketchup."
"With any new business deal, don’t think about how much you can afford to get—think about how much you can afford to give. A spirit of giving will allow you to get."
"I once saw two endangered species about to have sex, but I had to put a stop to it because I suspected one of them of being a prostitute."