More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"I'm hanging on to her memory like Spanish moss on an ancient Florida oak, and unlike the sunset, my love won't fade."
"You can’t win in love. But if you could, I’d be the clear victor. Vodka is also clear, and I must be drunk."
"I like eating extra-virgin coconut oil. That’s like super non-fucked coconut oil."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."