More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My love has a flow like a flower, so it’s best if you water it with the fragrance of romance, which has the aroma of loyalty."
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."
"Every day I type out my dream scribbles from the night before, looking for treasure buried deep in my subconscious."
"Being a waiter is a waste of time, because think of all that waiting. But it’s better than loving someone who doesn’t love you back, because if you’re going to wait around, you might as well get paid for it."
"Great earrings would be little speakers, so she can hear better. Or maybe she just wasn’t listening all those times I told her I loved her."