More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"A writer used to live life like Julius Seizure: I came, I saw, I queried. Now you can take control of your consciousness and self-publish."
"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."
"He’s as tall as a tree, but he fights like a rose bush. What’s with all the scratching? I should cut him down in the name of romance."
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
"Like my grandpa, who dropped out of school to farm, I have a 4th grade education. Of course, I have a college degree, too. Both require the same reading level."