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More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Relax. Just be. And be just."
"I walked to work. I paced up and down the bus looking for a seat. Next time I walk to work I’m getting on my treadmill."
"When her boyfriend broke his leg, I knew it was my chance to ask her to dance. So I put down my baseball bat and approached her like Babe Ruth."
"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."
"Wisdom is knowing when you are being patient, and when you are wasting time by waiting."