More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. Nor does it go as well with French fries."
"Read her poetry before you make love to her. That way she’ll be asleep when you do. I’m as romantic as a rocking chair with wheels."
"I’ll stand by you forever. Or at least until noon, and then I’ll go stand under the cabana. Isn’t love amazing?"
"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"
"My heart is spinning. Love is a tornado. Will you be my Kansas?"