When I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"When I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who I associate with."
"When I compliment you, I compliment myself, because I am who I associate with."
"My shadow follows me during the day, and then surrounds me at night as it clones itself into complete darkness. Now that’s self-love."
"I want to love you down. I want to love you deep. I want to love you up. And I want to love you width all my heart. Now that is #4DFeeling."
"Buy one I love you for $3.99. Buy twelve for $48.00. That’s a savings of twelve cents—directly into my bank account. WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD—Objects not intended for individuals who tend to put forever objects in their mouths."
"I just invented a device that eliminates vice. It looks like a bottle of booze, only it’s empty, because I just drank it."
"She asked for the time, and I said that information is for sale—by the slice. 60 slices in a whole pie."