Who needs a large vocabulary when you can just make up any w... - Jarod Kintz, How to construct a coffin with six karate chops
"Who needs a large vocabulary when you can just make up any word at any time? It makes life a whole lot more emeaglibop."
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"There are pockets of wealth in this country. Mostly those pockets are in the politicians’ pants."
"There are pockets of wealth in this country. Mostly those pockets are in the politicians’ pants."
"My definition of dictionary can’t be found in the dictionary. Dictionary—A linguistic prison, confining words to well-defined cells, with little chance of parole."
"My definition of dictionary can’t be found in the dictionary. Dictionary—A linguistic prison, confining words to well-defined cells, with little chance of parole."
"I let wine breathe. And I hold my breathe, so it can get all the air."