To get him to agree, I put a gun to his head. To get him to... - Jarod Kintz, How to construct a coffin with six karate chops

"My definition of dictionary can’t be found in the dictionary. Dictionary—A linguistic prison, confining words to well-defined cells, with little chance of parole."

"There are pockets of wealth in this country. Mostly those pockets are in the politicians’ pants."

"There are pockets of wealth in this country. Mostly those pockets are in the politicians’ pants."

"I let wine breathe. And I hold my breathe, so it can get all the air."

"My definition of dictionary can’t be found in the dictionary. Dictionary—A linguistic prison, confining words to well-defined cells, with little chance of parole."