I’ll mark up my services 200%, and then offer them to you at... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If you merge an emergency with a mannequin, that’s how I look at networking events. To make each handshake more feel more personal, I try to wear the thinnest rubber gloves I can find."

"I love when my cat crushes his forehead into mine like my skull is an empty beer can. But it’s not—there’s still a sip left."

"#Networking is people looking for people looking for people. As for me, I’m more of a birdwatcher."

"In high school I used to write my love notes backwards, so she'd have to flip the paper upside-down to read it. Either that or read it in a mirror, so she can see herself as I see her, and see why I admire her."

"She cuts me deep with her words, with her withholding of words, and with her knife. I’m not sure which is the most painful."