More quotes by Steve Martin

"It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch."
"I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them."
"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."
"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."