Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they ca... - Steve Martin

"Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol."

"Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way."

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."

"It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch."