I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

"Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything."

"Be so good they can't ignore you."

"Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way."