I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

"Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything."

"Be so good they can't ignore you."

"I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them."

"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."

"I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic."