More quotes by Steve Martin

"Be so good they can't ignore you."
"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."
"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."
"Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way."
"Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol."