Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That w... - Steve Martin

"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot."

"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."

"Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol."

"It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch."

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."