More quotes by Steve Martin

"Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol."
"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot."
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
"Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything."
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."