"Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called."
"She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can’t believe her, even if I could believe her."
"With my last breath, I’ll exhale my love for you. I hope it’s a cold day, so you can see what you meant to me."
"Tomorrow is promised to no man, though I’m under the impression I have an earthly meeting with God on the day after tomorrow. So that’s nice."
"If I knew what you’d do, exactly when you knew what you’d do, then I’d either be you or I’d be God. And we both know I’m not you."
"I’d rather fake my own fog, than fake a steamy love scene. Can I interest you in some mist? It’s homemade."