"Writers fish for the right words like fishermen fish for, um, whatever those aquatic creatures with fins and gills are called."
"I love like a leaf in the wind. Please, hold your applause until the end of the performance (the last day of fall)."
"She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, so I can’t believe her, even if I could believe her."
"I’d rather fake my own fog, than fake a steamy love scene. Can I interest you in some mist? It’s homemade."
"I want to go to Martha’s Vineyard. I have an aunt named Martha. And an uncle by that name. Neither one is related to me."
"With my last breath, I’ll exhale my love for you. I hope it’s a cold day, so you can see what you meant to me."