More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I mined my clone’s thoughts. I hope he doesn’t mind."
"I don’t believe in the zodiac. Whenever anybody asks me what my sign is, I always say “Yield."
"A fridge will keep your steaks fresh, but keeping a live cow in grandmother’s room will keep the meat fresher. Let this be a lesson in love."
"To wait on love is to tie a weight on your heart and slowly drown. Why sink when you can fly by freely giving love away?"
"What reading level is the word love? It’s a four-letter word everybody knows the meaning of, but nobody can define it."