You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wai... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing myself. Am I the ideal leader? Let’s just say that if I were running for political office, I know who I’d vote for—twice."
"I just started working the graveyard shift at the cemetery. Come to think of it, every shift at the cemetery is the graveyard shift."
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."
"I was gardening when I saw this snail/slug thing disguised as a leaf. Ah, isn't fall a wonderful time to slowly fall in love?"