You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wai... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Older doesn't necessarily mean wiser. Some trees live to be hundreds of years old, and what the fuck do they know?"

"The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity."

"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."

"It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why I became a man. Best decision of my life."

"Networking isn’t synonymous with partying. If you’re doing it right, partying seems libraryesque in comparison."