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"If I knew what you’d do, exactly when you knew what you’d do, then I’d either be you or I’d be God. And we both know I’m not you."
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"I have an 8th grade education. Of course, I also have a bachelor’s degree."
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"Love has a shape, but no color. You’re probably wondering, “If it’s transparent, how do you know what shape it is?” Good question. Well, for one thing, I put it together, and for another, I’m currently wearing it like body armor (though to the casual observer, I appear naked)."
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"If I knew what you’d do, exactly when you knew what you’d do, then I’d either be you or I’d be God. And we both know I’m not you."
— Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks Read More
"How’s my mom? My mother’s well, like a painting—a Motherwell."
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