More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects."
"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."
"I’ve spent a lifetime learning to love—the lifetime of a chameleon. But hey, I’ve learned a lot in the last year, though you couldn’t tell because I camouflage my feelings."
"If you want me, you’d better hurry. Act now, supplies are limited."
"Quit making shade while I’m trying to make noon. Go put on a blindfold and act like midnight. There’s leftover love in the freezer if you get cold."