More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"When I die, remember to remove my body from the cooler before you start making the hunch punch. But by all means, do get drunk on my memory."
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."
"I believe the way to master my destiny is to serve others. If I raise up others, am I not also raised up?"
"If anybody is looking to rent a dancing partner for an evening, I have one left in stock. That one is me, and I am on sale ‘til Tuesday at two."
"Last weekend I went out of my comfort zone to go hang out with people I’d only heard about, and I met one new person who turned out to be a very valuable contact. I should try networking at my family reunions more often, because that’s how I finally met my dad."