You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt - Darynda Jones, First Grave on the Right

"I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja."

"I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels."

"Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt"

"Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, thatreason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe."

"You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt"