More quotes by Woody Allen

"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."
"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."
"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."