More quotes by Woody Allen

"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."
"If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."