More quotes by Woody Allen

"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."