More quotes by Woody Allen

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
"If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
"Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine."
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."