More quotes by Woody Allen

"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."
"I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to."