I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, bec... - Woody Allen
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."