More quotes by Woody Allen

"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope."
"God is silent. Now if only man would shut up."
"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."