Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but b... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."