It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. U... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."
"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
"We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment."