It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. U... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"

"Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive."

"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."

"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."

"We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment."