It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. U... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."

"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."

"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."

"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"