#Insult

"We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record."

"I'm calm,"Rachel insisted. "Every time I'm around you, some monsters attack us. What's to be nervous about?""Look,"I said. "I'm sorry about the band room. I hope they didn't kick you our or anything.""Nah. They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb.""Was it hard?"Annabeth asked."

"A rose is a mixture of flower and thorns, which means it’s half “Let’s fuck,” and half “fuck you."

"Sir, I admit your general rule, That every poet is a fool, But you yourself may serve to show it, That every fool is not a poet."

"Except among those whose education has been in the minimalist style, it is understood that hasty moral judgments about people in the past are a form of injustice."

"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."

"He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool."

"She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong."

"I used to think the world was broken down by tribes,' I said. 'By Black and White. By Indian and White. But I know this isn't true. The world is only broken into two tribes: the people who are assholes and the people who are not."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you."

"You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet."

"I can only assume,"said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own."

"I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall."

"Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time."

"I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores."