#Insult

"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."

"I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores."

"We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record."

"She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong."

"I'm calm,"Rachel insisted. "Every time I'm around you, some monsters attack us. What's to be nervous about?""Look,"I said. "I'm sorry about the band room. I hope they didn't kick you our or anything.""Nah. They asked me a lot of questions about you. I played dumb.""Was it hard?"Annabeth asked."

"A rose is a mixture of flower and thorns, which means it’s half “Let’s fuck,” and half “fuck you."

"You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet."

"He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you."

"I used to think the world was broken down by tribes,' I said. 'By Black and White. By Indian and White. But I know this isn't true. The world is only broken into two tribes: the people who are assholes and the people who are not."

"Except among those whose education has been in the minimalist style, it is understood that hasty moral judgments about people in the past are a form of injustice."

"Insult is powerful. Insult begets both rage and humor and often at the same time."

"I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall."

"I can only assume,"said Jace, "that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own."

"Sir, I admit your general rule, That every poet is a fool, But you yourself may serve to show it, That every fool is not a poet."