Random Inspirational Quotes

"Pet names are a persistant remnant of childhood, a reminder that life is not always so serious, so formal, so complicated. They are a reminder, too, that one is not all things to all people."

"You are a total stranger and you want to take my library book."

"Forever and ever, kid, until you're sick and tired of seeing me."

"Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops. Let the rain sing you a lullaby."

"I bet you could sometimes find all the mysteries of the universe in someone's hand."

"If tomorrow were never to come, it would not be worth living today."

"Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs."

"One fails forward toward success."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"I have to return some videotapes"

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"For those who like that sort of thing,"said Miss Brodie in her best Edinburgh voice, "That is the sort of thing they like."

"Her smiles are like the morning sun that illuminates my world."

"Rule number one of anime,"Simon said. He sat propped up against a pile of pillows at the foot of his bed, a bag of potato chips in one hand and the TV remote in the other. He was wearing a black T-shirt that said I BLOGGED YOUR MOM and a pair of jeans that were ripped in one knee. "Never screw with a blind monk."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"All human wisdom is summed up in two words; wait and hope."

"One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives."

"I once loved a girl who almost loved me, but not as much as she loved John Cusack."

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"They believe themselves Lucifer's equals, Cain, all these pitiful little gnats. But there is only one that we have ever owned to be our superior. There is but one greater than us, and to him... to him we no longer speak."