Random Inspirational Quotes

"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"

"I'm a pretty tenacious person; I get that from my mom. So sometimes, I use dark humor. I can't take myself too seriously."

"God never said that we wouldn’t have unfair situations, that we wouldn’t experience loss. But He promised if we would stay in faith, He would restore everything that was stolen."

"I love a man with a great sense of humor and who is intelligent - a man who has a great smile. He has to make me laugh. I like a man who is very ambitious and driven and who has a good heart and makes me feel safe. I like a man who is very strong and independent and confident - that is very sexy - but at the same time, he's very kind to people."

"I’m not out to compete with any one, I’m here to complete, by encouraging and inspiring souls through a text at a time"

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive."

"A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him."

"The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love."

"I never particularly thought of myself as great with girls. I can be awkward, and I have a strange sense of humor at times. But I've also been learning to try and embrace that."

"Education is the progressive unfolding of our own beauty with the light of knowledge like the blooming of a flower."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Everything is permitted, Nothing is true."

"The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda."

"I went to a psychoanalyst. He explained things about my love life that I found very impressive... almost scary."

"Your education is important because with only a few words you can show an employer the depth of your potential."

"I was like I was in science class: I was curious."

"Now listen. Faith is like oxygen. It keeps you afloat at all times. Sometimes you need it. Sometimes you don’t. but when you do need it you better be practiced at having faith, otherwise it won’t work. That’s why the missionaries built all the churches. Before we got those churches we weren’t practicing enough. That’s what prayers are for—practice, children. Practice."

"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."