More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More