Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are yo... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"

"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."

"I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical."

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."

"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."