Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are yo... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."