Random Inspirational Quotes

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"If God is omnipotent and omniscient, why didn't he start the universe out in the first place so it would come out the way he wants? Why's he constantly repairing and complaining? No, there's one thing the Bible makes clear: The biblical God is a sloppy manufacturer. He's not good at design, he's not good at execution. He'd be out of business, if there was any competition."

"Your ordinary acts of love and hope point to the extraordinary promise that every human life is of inestimable value."

"Jigga, Kells, Not Guilty"

"The children now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise."

"Throw up into your typewriter every morning. Clean up every noon."

"Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body."

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"Difficult times always create opportunities for you to experience more love in your life."

"A poet, you see, is a light thing, and winged and holy, and cannot compose before he gets inspiration and loses control of his senses and his reason has deserted him."

"Allow yourself to enjoy each happy moment in your life."

"Because misery, and degradation, and death, and nothing that God or Satan could inflict would have parted us, you, of your own will did it. I have no broken your heart - you have broken it; and in breaking it, you have broken mine. So much the worse for me that I am strong."

"I think there is a part of life that I'm missing."

"Be aware of the high notes, of the blissful faces and their soft messages, and listen for the silent message of a highly decorated gift."

"There are so many things that demand to be said. Where did you go? Do you ever think about me? You've ruined me. Are you okay? But of course, I can't say any of that."

"Bring something incomprehensible into the world!"

"There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts."

"I think I've always been somebody, since the deaths of my father and brother, who was afraid to hope. So, I was more prepared for failure and for rejection than for success."

"Life imitates art far more than art imitates Life."

"Love is the best thing in the world, and the thing that lives the longest."