Random Inspirational Quotes

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"If you don't behave as you believe, you will end by believing as you behave."

"God has mercifully ordered that the human brain works slowly; first the blow, hours afterwards the bruise."

"Reality is, Hope and Despair lie in the same places. And they're just a matter of perspective.What changed my perspective, was her."

"My love has a flow like a flower, so it’s best if you water it with the fragrance of romance, which has the aroma of loyalty."

"Both friend and enemy reside within us. One lives by the rule of compassion, the other by the rule of hard knocks. Though potential influence of either extreme is inevitable, our actions bear witness to the one we embrace."

"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful."

"God can inject hope into a absolutely hopeless situation."

"HUMAN BEINGS MAKE LIFE SO INTERESTING. DO YOU KNOW, THAT IN A UNIVERSE SO FULL OF WONDERS, THEY HAVE MANAGED TO INVENT BOREDOM. (Death)"

"Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch or you might simply get covered in sap and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors where it is harder to get a splinter."

"All sciences are vain and full of errors that are not born of Experience, the mother of all Knowledge."

"She believed, of course ... because without something to believe in, life would be intolerable."

"those who do not know how to see the precious things in life will never be happy."

"Sometimes when it looks like I'm deep in thought I'm just trying not to have a conversation with people."

"Becuse God loves us, but the devil takes an interest."

"Alone. Yes, that's the key word, the most awful word in the English tongue. Murder doesn't hold a candle to it and hell is only a poor synonym."

"The dirtiest book of all is the expurgated book."

"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."

"In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this."

"Stare, pry, listen, eavesdrop. Die knowing something. You are not here long."