Random Inspirational Quotes

"In politics, stupidity is not a handicap."

"May you live every day of your life."

"But why, why, why can't people just say what they mean?"

"I might be in love with you."He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Child, child, do you not see? For each of us comes a time when we must be more than what we are."

"We fall from womb to tomb, from one blackness and toward another, remembering little of the one and knowing nothing of the other ... except through faith."

"Slowly we became silent, and silence itself if an enemy to friendship."

"This world’s anguish is no different from the love we insist on holding back."

"For me, I really love 'Tim and Eric' and 'Dr. Steve Brule' and a lot of the Adult Swim shows, so I like strange, weird, sometimes slightly upsetting humor."

"Keep your feet on the ground, but let your heart soar as high as it will. Refuse to be average or to surrender to the chill of your spiritual environment."

"Don't Worry Be Happy"

"You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."

"With a philosophy education, one can infuriate his peers, intimidate his date, think of obscure, unreliable ways to make money, and never regret a thing."

"الإكتشاف ليس أن تجد أرضاً جديدة .. وإنما أن ترى بعيون جديدة"

"No passion in the world is equal to the passion to alter someone else's draft."

"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"I'm a little bit naked, but that's okay."