"In the long second before everyone absorbs what just happened, I see the angel rolling his eyes heavenward, like a teenager in the presence of overwhelming lameness. Some people just have no sense of gratitude."
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"I would say that Emma Stone and Emma Watson are two very talented young actresses who are very intelligent and have a great sense of humor and have learned to balance what they love with their acting career, and I think that's really a great thing."
"When you can live forever what do you live for?"
"The body grows slowly and steadily but the soul grows by leaps and bounds. It may come to its full stature in an hour."
"Why worry about minor little details like clean air, clean water, safe ports and the safety net when Jesus is going to give the world an "Extreme Makeover: Planet Edition"right after he finishes putting Satan in his place once and for all?"
"So it follows that those who have reason have freedom to will or not to will, although this freedom is not equal in all of them. [...] human souls are more free when they persevere in the contemplation of the mind of God, less free when they descend to the corporeal, and even less free when they are entirely imprisoned in earthly flesh and blood."
"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."
"In meetings philosophy might work,on the field practicality works."
"Between natural ability and education choose natural ability, as it will keep you happy and will fetch you the glory sooner."
"Obstacles are those frightening things you see when you take you eyes off your goal."
"I need a Caution: Slippery When Wet sign, because I just spilled my ego all over the floor."
"I have hope in people, in individuals. Because you don't know what's going to rise from the ruins."
"When God had made The Man, he made him out of stuff that sung all the time and glittered all over. Some angels got jealous and chopped him into millions of pieces, but still he glittered and hummed. So they beat him down to nothing but sparks but each little spark had a shine and a song. So they covered each one over with mud. And the lonesomeness in the sparks make them hunt for one another."
"Many waters cannot quench love, neither can floods drown it. What then kills love? Only this: Neglect."
"Disappointment came to me,and booted me,and bruised and hurt me,but that's how people grow up."
"I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"Raven?'Yes?'What do you believe in?'I believe in - finding out!"
"Part of her revolted against the insanity of the rules. Part of her was grateful. In a world of chaos, any guidelines helped. And she knew that each day she remained alive, she remained alive. One plus one plus one. The Devil's arithmetic..."
"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."
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