#Cynicism

"Poverty is a virtue which one can teach oneself."

"It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours."

"I am a citizen of the world."

"Cynicism stems from disappointment. Cynical and faithless people were not always like that. They were filled with possibilities and hope as kids. But they tried and perhaps failed."

"I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married."

"A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends."