#cynical

"If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out."

"I wish the masses of people would all follow my advice, because I'd throw it off a cliff."

"One cannot answer for his courage when he has never been in danger."

"...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church."

"Cynicism stems from disappointment. Cynical and faithless people were not always like that. They were filled with possibilities and hope as kids. But they tried and perhaps failed."

"No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong."

"When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong."

"My love is expansive. Your love is expensive."

"The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank."