#death

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Sweets to the sweet."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF MEN?The Death of Rats looked up from the feast of the potato. SQUEAK, he said.Death waved a hand dismissively. WELL, YES, OBVIOUSLY ME, he said. I JUST WONDERED IF THERE WAS ANYONE ELSE."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Nothing remains forever, only thing that remain forever is romantically stupid word forever."

"Life is a great sunrise. I do not see why death should not be an even greater one."

"La tristesse durera toujours.[The sadness will last forever.]"

"I've got death inside me. It's just a question of whether or not I can outlive it."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Invariably, knowledge dictates life, liberty, and death, but those who have historically occupied the seats of power not only dictate what is defined as knowledge but also dictate what’s included, what’s excluded, and how it is filtered to society vis-à-vis America’s major institutions . . . particularly the educational system; ultimately, shaping the very essence of life."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Reality means you live until you die...the real truth is nobody wants reality."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."