#efficiency

"To catch affection, try being efficient by using a fishing net. You can’t sit back and wait for romance to grow on trees."

"Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There`s a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning."

"I removed all the doors to our love, so you can’t lock yourself away from me. But I didn’t stop there. I also replaced the doors with metal detectors, so I could fondle you more efficiently, like the highly trained professionals do who run airport security."

"I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, because government watches only work twenty minutes out of every hour."