#foreplay

"I would pour you a glass of wine, but wouldn’t it be more romantic if you sipped it out of my armpit?"

"Instead of reciting her an original love poem using words, I think I’ll use my tongue to more creatively explore the deepest parts of her."

"I make love like my afternoon shadow is long. I'll bring the foreplay, if you bring the guacamole. (Yes, I know there is a 99-cent upcharge.)"